i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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