she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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