I wish I only lived at night.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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