Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
He shit in the fireplace
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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