I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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