That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Randomize
