I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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