my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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