your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
