these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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