I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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