There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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