You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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