Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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