I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Best friends brother. Beat that.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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