just come out here and I will go home with you...
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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