awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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