either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Randomize
