He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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