Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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