dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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