BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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