do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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