Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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