So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
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