Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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