Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
love makes seman taste better
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
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