Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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