ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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