Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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