the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
The feeling are messing with the penis
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Who died my cat blue again?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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