I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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