i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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