I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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