I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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