I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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