You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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