you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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