my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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