Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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