The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
ok first of all what the fuck
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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