Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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