Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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