And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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