trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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