Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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