i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Moan for me like Helen Keller
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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