After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
