im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
There's always time for handjobs
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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