Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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