I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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