i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Ladies don't puke and tell
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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