So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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